But this is ri-god-damn-diculous – I know enough about physics, chemistry & biology to know that wine, as a substance, doesn’t have cells nor is it alive! And it sure as hell isn’t fucking magnetic?!?!!
GAH!! The man in question goes on to state:
Now, as a master herbalist and aroma-therapist, and as someone who has lectured extensively on natural health, anatomy and physiology I know a thing or two about plants, and how people perceive them.
Oh, I bet you do…What could all this madness have to do with? Why what direction you swirl wine in your glass of course!! Clockwise and Counter-Clockwise will yield different smells apparently and the living, magnetic wine-cells like to be spun specific ways! *twitch*
You know what? Lets go and take a couple glasses of wine, spin them different directions in a controlled environment and see how it affects things. Worse comes to worse we can get hammered.
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